I've been thinking about the signs and planets in a very offbeat way recently. Maybe it's because I'm approaching my Mercury Return, which is a time when we find our mental energies being renewed, refreshed and revitalised. Either way, it's always nice to put astrology into language that everyone can relate to!
Aries –Mars. The "first candy bar” and your sign’s ruling planet.
Taurus –Cadbury’s Milk Chocolate. Good old salt-of-the-earth, no-frills chocolaty goodness. Can always be relied on in a crisis.
Gemini –Twix. Always comes in pairs.
Cancer –Double Decker. The chocolate bar that carries its home on its back.
Leo –Curlywurly. Named after your big, fabulous look-at-me hairdo.
Virgo –Raw organic cacao nibs. Because your sign always has its finger on the pulse of the latest health fad.
Libra –Flake. Does this one really need an explanation?
Scorpio –Green & Black's 70% Cocoa. Rich, dark and deep –just like you.
Sagittarius –Bounty. Because coconuts come from far-flung exotic shores.
Capricorn –Cadbury’s Bournville. Classic dark chocolate.
Aquarius –Milky Way. Because, like you, it comes from a galaxy far, far away...
Pisces –Maltesers. For the elusive “teasers” of the Zodiac.
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