Ever had trouble figuring out how to interpret Saturn according to the house it falls in? Saturn is interpreted according to its house position rather than the sign it is in for it spends too long in one Zodiac sign for it to have any true bearing on an individual's personality. It is therefore interpreted by its house position. Here are some key words and phrases that will help you assess its meaning in your chart.
1st house –Awkward fucktard
2nd house –Tight-fisted miser
3rd house –Stuttering, bumbling retard
4th house –Two words: Daddy issues
5th house –Stiff-hipped, flat-footed square
6th house –“There is no method to this madness!”
7th house –"I exclusively date and fall in love with love- rats/assholes/megalomaniacs/ fuckwits/emotionally stunted pricks"
8th house –The anger management in-patient
9th house –The born-again Christian
10th house –Mummy issues
11th house –"There’s nobody out there quite like me. I’m so misunderstood!"
12th house –"I can’t seem to figure things out for myself! My whole world feels like it's crumbling down around me and I can't cope!"
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